Steve Sloan's Rating Scale

1 God awful! I would not recommend this to my worst enemies dog.
2 Bad, with almost no redeeming social qualities.
3 Not recommended, may or may not be better than nothing.
4 Okay in a pinch.
5 So-so. Can work, but I wouldn't write home about it.
6 Fair. It will do the job.
7 Good, no major problems
8 Very good, a good value and recommended
9 Delightful, highly recommended.
10 Freaking Awesome! Best of class. The benchmark equivalent for things like this!